• B reviews

    Supersize Me Sick

    I just watched Supersize Me the other night. I am never going to eat at McDonald’s again. Bleaaaackhk! It didn’t help that I watched it after having a combo deal number 2 for lunch. Arrg! A whole two days later I still feel sick thinking about it. Great documentary though. I plan on giving it to everyone in my family for a Christmas gift. They’re gonna love me.

    In other news: My mom is fine! She’s pretty resourceful and with a little managing here and there, she’s paid her mortgage and won’t even have to pay late fees! Thank you to everyone who sent me kind emails about her and even offered to help out. You guys amaze me sometimes with your generosity. (Where are all the crazy freaks of the web that everyone keeps warning me about? All I ever meet are nice nice nice people!) Anyway, the post wasn’t about my mom. She’s doing great. I was upset about my mother-in-law who is on another drinking binge. (Toby’s mom, not to be confused with my other mother-in-law who I went to Paris with.) But I’ve promised Toby I wouldn’t dwell on it and that means not blogging about it.

  • B reviews,  Paris,  Poems

    Ode to my New Red Walking Shoes

    Ode to my New Red Walking Shoes

    I love these shoes, they are so great.
    They’re really something to relate.
    I love them, I love them, I really do.
    They’re nifty and grippy and trippy too!
    I’ve walked in them since the day I got ’em.
    From ruby red top to big rubber bottom
    My feet are happy and blister free.
    I don’t have to wear socks, cause they’re not smelly!
    They make me happy, they make me smile.
    They’re going to Paris to walk the miles.
    I’m not worried one bit about them clashing
    ‘Cause they have their own style, it’s really smashing.
    I got them at zappos and you should too.
    They come in all colors, even blue!
    Every body should have happy feet
    And walk to their own hippy beat.
    It’s okay to look like Minnie!
    With all this walking, we’re gonna be skinny!