• Bad Mom,  Bug,  half assed posts

    morning banter

    Mommy: Hi, Mr. Foot.

    Mr. Foot: … (Mr. Foot says nothing, feet don’t talk)

    Mommy: Why are you here at the high chair, Mr. Foot? You belong below the highchair. Are you hungry for something?

    Baby Bug: MmmmNaaaaMmmmmNaaaaMmmmm…

    Mommy: Do you want some cheerios, Mr. Foot?

    Baby Bug: MmmmNaaaaMmmmmNaaaaMmmmm!

    Mommy: See, you cannot eat cheerios you have no mouth.

    Then Baby Bug smears banana into her pajama covered foot.

    I thought this was funny at the time. Now it doesn’t seem so funny.