Ode to my New Red Walking Shoes

I love these shoes, they are so great.
They’re really something to relate.
I love them, I love them, I really do.
They’re nifty and grippy and trippy too!
I’ve walked in them since the day I got ’em.
From ruby red top to big rubber bottom
My feet are happy and blister free.
I don’t have to wear socks, cause they’re not smelly!
They make me happy, they make me smile.
They’re going to Paris to walk the miles.
I’m not worried one bit about them clashing
‘Cause they have their own style, it’s really smashing.
I got them at zappos and you should too.
They come in all colors, even blue!
Every body should have happy feet
And walk to their own hippy beat.
It’s okay to look like Minnie!
With all this walking, we’re gonna be skinny!