Guess who this is? Nope, it’s not my mommy. It’s ME, Baby Bug!! I think everyone should call me regular old Bug since I’m not a baby anymore. I’m BIG! But what does my opinion mean round here? Nothing! My mom never even lets me use her computer. That is why I am stealing it for just-a-MINit.

Anyway! Have you missed meeeeeeeeeee?!!! Have you been wondering how I’m been doing while my mom was off abandoning me and going to parties? She didn’t even bring me back any birthday CAKE. I WUV birthday cake. I think my birthday is coming up soon. Maybe tomorrow. Mommy says it’s after Christmas, whenever that is. Do you want to come to my party? We can make a GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN cake!

I’m growing bigger and taller. I’m practically a grown-up. I can count to sixteen or seventeen. Sometimes I forget a number or two but I can basically count that high. I can also write the letter “H” all by myself! That’s the first letter of my real name. But I can’t tell you what my real name is because that is a SEEEEECRET!!!!! Hee hee!

ALSO! Did you know I can do a summersault?! I CAN!!! REally! I’m totally a gymnast. I tuck my head and roll and then I land smack on my back. I’m always trying to get my mom to do summersaults too but she’s a wimp! I also like to JUMP JUMP JUMP! I’m the jumping queen.

When I’m not jumping I like to watch TEEEEEEE BEEEEEEEEE! Sometimes I jump on the couch and watch teebee at the same time though. I WUV Wow Wow Wubzy. Wubzy is my FABORITE! My faborite movie is Wall-E. I l wuv Wall-E and EVA. Do you want to play with me? You can be Eva and I’ll be Wall-E. Click Click whirr whirr. That’s my eyeballs moving like Wall-E. We can hold hands.

Make your hand like a pincher. Kind of like a crab but with all your fingers together. That’s how Eva makes her hand. See! You did it!

Awwww. You’re so sweet. You are my BEST Fwend. Okay, gotta go!

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Hi Everybodeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This is Baby Bug. My Mommy wants me to tell you that she cannot blog today because I am too good at getting into trouble. I am the SUPER TODDLER into everything faster than a speeding bullet! Yeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Gotta go. Need to empty the contents of the laundry basket and then I need to reorganize the tupperware cupboard and reprogram the television. Maybe after that I’ll rub some kitty litter on Daddy’s camera lens collection. He really loves it when I do that.

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Love,

Baby Bug

Goodbye Grandpa and your scraggly whiskers, thank you for cooking delicious gourmet dinners for my mom and dad and me almost every day. Goodbye Grandma, thank you the macaroni and cheese from scratch and the blue chair that I love so much. Goodbye doggies (woof bwoof!). Goodbye Auntie BizBeth and Uncle Jason and Emster. I’m sorry that I wanted to play with all your toys and I haven’t learned how to share yet. Goodbye Auntie Trin, thankyou for the fuzzy pajamas. Goodbye Uncle Ant, thanks for the yummy steak. Goodbye Auntie K aund Uncle K and Cousin Poopsie and Vivi, I can’t wait to play with you when I’m bigger. I want to splash in puddles too. Goodbye Christina, thank you for letting us play in your hotel breakfast room while we waited for Daddy to wake up. Goodbye horsies and cows! Goodbye pretty sunsets!

Love,

Baby Bug

p.s. We said goodbye earilier but goodbye Auntie JP and Uncle B and my two big cousins who are SO FUN to play with!