The Official Gumball Takes Over the World KIT!!!

January 13th, 2008

the new GUMBALL KIT!!!

Since I haven’t had any birthday parties to put all my energy into, I’ve funneled some of my excess brain snappage into some packaging for a Gumball Takes Over the World Kit. Now everyone can play along! Put away your iron and heat-transfer paper, I’ve done it for you!

directions for world domination

I think my next project will be ordering some Gumball t-shirts. I haven’t come up with a Secret Agent Josephine design that I can stick with longer than a month so I think when I make the big jump into screen printing (read: pay someone to screen print for me) it will be with Gumball. The front will be his cute little mug and the back will be his butt and the daring “kiss my asterisk” slogan. I know some of my relatives will raise their eyebrows and shake their head that I’ve slipped over to the dark side but I can’t help it. I think it’s funny and I’m keeping it real.

Which by the way is totally Toby’s fault. He’s the one who told me to put an asterisk on Gumball’s butt. Brilliant, no? This also comes from the guy who photoshopped my butt into an animated giff one day to shut me up when I was complaining that I needed to lose some weight. (Read this post to get the whole story). I’m going to start a category called “Toby humor” just so you can see why I keep him around…

kid tested and approved

That and the fact that he gave my little girl the prettiest eyes in the whole wide world. She may have gotten my color but the shape and the wide-set-ness is all him. From her nose up she looks like Toby. From the nose down she’s me. Poor kid. She’s got my round face and chin and will probably grow up to have my jowls and a double chin too.

telling me something important about Gumball

Anyway, this post is not about genetics, it’s about GUMBALL!!! I took the photo above so you can see that Gumball has been kid tested and approved! I don’t know if the heat-transfer paper is safe for teething on but Gumball as a toy, is safe and great for throwing.

not all gumballs are created equal

As far sewing goes, these may not be seamstress approved. He is a “lumpy pillow” after all. So he’s not perfect. I just thought I’d warn you before you rushed off to my Etsy Shop to buy yourself one. If you want a perfect Gumball you’re probably better off downloading your own pdf and making your own.

ALSO! One more thing: I’ve got some valentines up my sleeve that I’m printing for my Etsy Shop. So if you’re thinking of shopping, you might want to hold off until next week.

18 Responses to “The Official Gumball Takes Over the World KIT!!!”

  1. bluejaye Says:

    Becky wants to know if we can change the color to……..green?

    SAJ says: Sure, I don’t care. But you’ll have to call him Bob or something. ‘Cause Gumball is pink.

  2. familymclean Says:

    I just love gumball, the whole package, gonna have to get me one of my own….of course after Dave gets back from the North Pole with my credit card, I hope there are still some left by then:)

  3. Mrs. Wilson Says:

    COOL! I’m looking forward to the Valentines!

  4. Victoria Says:

    Eeeeeeeeeee!

  5. Erin Says:

    Simply adorable! You sure do come up with some unique ideas!:)

  6. Uncle George Says:

    Any relative I know who doesn’t like Gumball’s anatomy can kis MY asterisk! Gumball rules!

  7. Amanda Says:

    What a supercute idea. And I’m so down with the t-shirts. I want one!! Too cute!

  8. Elizabeth Says:

    love it!!!! Soo love it!

  9. BeachMama Says:

    I so love Gumball. I still have the original one you sent out last year on my sewing table to put together. It’s on my to-do list.. hahaha… And t-shirts would be awesome, your creativity just keeps on going and going and going.

  10. Milly Says:

    I love Gumball! And if you make the T-shirt, I will buy one (size xsmall).

  11. Angella Says:

    You are the most creative person ON THE PLANET.

    Seriously!

  12. bethany actually Says:

    Ditto Angella. :-)

  13. bluejaye Says:

    Everything is named Bob around here.

    We can’t wait to see each new brainstorm.

    I love the whole package.

  14. She Likes Purple Says:

    I was just thinking about Valentine’s gifts the other day. I’m visit soon.

  15. nicole Says:

    Ordering mine today … and I can’t wait to see the V-day stuff. BTW … what ADORABLE photos of Baby Bug! Those eyes … eat your heart out!

  16. Super Sarah Says:

    Love Gumball! And I totally remember that post where Toby photoshopped your ass, brilliant, I look forward to more of his wacky sense of humour!

  17. jessicab Says:

    Aw Shoot! I missed out on Gumball. I guess I need to get off my tush and make the kids a Gumball. I had thought about making both kids a shirt with Gumball. A pink for Lil’ Bum and a blue for Baby Bum.

    Yeah, I need to do that.

  18. OMSH Says:

    I almost bought your last three sets of Valentine’s but thought I should let the kids make their own. Gumball still lives. I should put him in the Suburban so we can pop off shots of him as we go around.

    Right now he’s in my Christmas tree.
    That I haven’t taken down.
    Because I’ve been sick.

    I’m cool like that, yo.

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